Lovely title, eh? I like it. Not only do I like it, but I love it. Let’s start with something that doesn’t have to do with the title, then I’ll come back to the topic.
Let’s start with.. How my day was. First, I woke up and went to Jazz band. I was late, once again, but this time not for the usual reason. Today, or last night, whatever, my mommy’s car got broken into. Pooeh, at those meanies who broke into her car. They put a hole under the handle (where the lock is…) even though her door was unlocked!! Boo at them! And when I opened the car door everything was scattered all over the place. They stole her CDs… Boo at them again. Anyways, lets move on. So, I played some songs in jazz band on my lovely trumpet, today I actually played quite decently. And the rest of my day was so boring, you don’t want to read about it. And if you do, you have no life. Haa.
Man- woman. Two words. One person. Now, let’s play a game. Read the following scenerio:
You’re walking out of the school yard, when you see a person standing by the fence. From far away, you cannot tell the gender of the person, since this person has short hair. When you get closer, you really don’t want to be rude, but you have no idea which gender this person is. It looks like both a man and a woman. Let me explain its description. Shortish black hair with some orangey- blonde bangs. This person is wearing makeup. Like, blue eyeliner and green eyeshadow. Its face it bright red with a large smile spanning its face, from cheek to cheek. It is wearing skinny jeans and a very girlish sweater. Girl or just a plain emo boy with problems?
Now that you’ve read my scenerio, a true one in fact, guess the gender.. Without scrolling for the answer.
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If you just guessed plain emo boy with problems you are abosolutely correct! Hooray for you, you can tell the difference between a boy and a girl. You win a congrats from me. Haha. But seriously, folks, this was a true and creepy story. And the truth is, I don’t know if it’s a boy, but that’s my guess.. Because I think it has a girlfriend? Wierd…
